homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
  • "Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
    Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
    lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
    gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
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